Friday, January 23, 2009

The Inside of My Ear Itches

But I can't scratch it because of all the horror stories I've heard from my Audiology classes. Like the one lady who was scratching the inside of her ear with a bobby pin and her daughter opened the door without knowing she was behind it and she jammed the bobby pin right through her eardrum. Ick.

So I'm not going to lie to you. I just don't want to do my homework. Or get my lesson ready for Sunday. Wow, I get so scared every time I think about that. I just know I'm going to do something stupid. I always do. I shouldn't be allowed to speak in public.

I got a parking ticket today. That sucks. I was working, for heaven's sake! But I don't know if I want to fight it, I doubt they'll accept that as an excuse. I hate the BYU parking police people.

I'm really sick of all the telemarketing calls. We unlisted our number, shouldn't they stop calling? It's so annoying. I can't understand why they're wasting their time with newlywed students. Who has less money than our demographic?

You know, Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so adorable. "You got it, dude!" Other than them, Full House is pretty uninteresting. Cheesy and without personality. The girls are snotty little brats, I can't imagine my parents letting me say things like that to them. And the three men have no personality at all. I do like Lori Loughlin, though, even if they do suck all the personality out of her in that show. Hmm.

Unfortunately, I think this is about as far as I can drag this one out.

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